<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:04:06.067-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Imbecile - A Blog by PK</title><subtitle type='html'>'A man can do as he wills, but not will as he wills'</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>24</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-459426640307370775</id><published>2007-06-29T19:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-01T04:51:47.958-07:00</updated><title type='text'>iBlog!</title><content type='html'>iOrkut,iTry, iChange, iCreate, iProfile, iSingle, iLove,iCommitted, iMarried.. but Still iFail...&lt;br /&gt;and again&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;iTry, iCreate, iProfile, ..............iGo on..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well! seems like the tech Shangri-la has made me a iPhone bedlamite.. I just love the way the people stand for weeks to be one of the first to get the cute lookin next gen comp??(..well.. in a way iam right.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Missing to get an iPhone seems like to me missing my super star's  movie.. so here I go with the launch to hunt a iPhone in chicago to get the iPhonic-Chicks!! ( What a Man he is!!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last but not the least (same std dialogue huh!!) .. I see my counter ticking in my blog!! guess ppl are interested in knowing how bad a writer can be!! n ways.. I would appreciate if everybody leaves a comment instead of imprecating on me in their mind...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-459426640307370775?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/459426640307370775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=459426640307370775' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/459426640307370775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/459426640307370775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2007/06/iblog.html' title='iBlog!'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-2451132465489542219</id><published>2007-06-27T01:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-27T03:44:06.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wish I was a "PETER".</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;thud!! thud!! hey u wat u doing? U lazy moron.. cant' u do something useful in life bla bla !@$#@$%$@% ...clapperclawed my nous. Well.. its time to revamp my blog.. and start 2 throw in my thoughts after tortuous  two years to obtain another undergrad like degree that totally have changed the way I looked at things (hold on.. I am not talking about any business concept or any gyans ) in this world. Yes! I am gonna denude before you some of the eruditions that I think would have made me a boffo  especially after an MBA from US .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, wish I had the (funny) accent just as he had .. just add words like freakin, dude, well ahmm.., im like, whaaaat, oh maaaan.... and some other crap.. (remember everything shud have an accent!!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wish I could name some english rock songs from 80's, 90's in a random convo like him and pin a poster / wall paper in my room and comp to show that I am the next gen kid totally cool and OPEN MINDED!! "WISH I WAS HIM"..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wish I was not single and committed to a gal in India and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;speak arbit and random kiddish comment to attract the gals attention to get the title of being the most humorous person and offcourse &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;would have given me a "Universal Brother" honor here (this  status is given only to few priviledged in most engineering colleges in India).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wish I was not a BIG fan of Rajnikanth and instead appreciated  good looking heroes, who never knew what they were doing in front of the bioscope. May be I would have not been type casted as a typical ghetto guy whose knowledge is restricted to class-c zone!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wish I was a him! may be that would have changed the way the Indian crowd first looked at me.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I bet most of the junta judged me either as a typical Tambi guy who knows nothing beyond sambhar and curd rice.. or a nerdy kid who unknowingly joined the MBA bandwagon!! well thats fair n square coz thats completely human I remember the day when a missy said "Hey! cool maan! your reputation is improving day by day .. I heard that u did great things in the conf!".. n I said to myself.. "POODEEEEEEEE"  lol!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oops!! who is this guy I want to be.. well- He is whom we call "PETER". The roots goes back to my engineering days where we used to called some characters with NickName. So Peter, this name was given to a person who is over-enthu shows off in every chance he gets and becomes the most trusted guy among the gals group to carry the title of "Universal Bro".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone said it very well..."The other side is always green..." very much true who knows what that Real Peter/Universal Bro must be thinking about his pathetic life LOL!!! ROTFL!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-2451132465489542219?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/2451132465489542219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=2451132465489542219' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/2451132465489542219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/2451132465489542219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2007/06/wish-i-was-peter.html' title='Wish I was a &quot;PETER&quot;.'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-115282589586523303</id><published>2006-07-13T14:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-13T14:24:55.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lost in the translation!!</title><content type='html'>There was an article, fwded by one of my friend at Kelley, about how Mumbaikers helped each other during the times of crisis. This clearly shows how we guys tend to get back to that comfort zone and try not to speculate what led to this evil ??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would have been happier to read an article from the editor about Actions to Stop these incidents rather coming up with a Sentimental one... guess the editor had no other better topic to make it more appealing!! but then he striked the right Chord.. "SENTIMENT"...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bet, that half more than half the people felt good/proud after reading the article and said "MERA BHARATH MAHAAN!!" ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We eat,breathe, live and die on sentiments.. This is our Strength and Weakness!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No offence made.. just my opinion,, and I agree that I too belong to the long list of  Hypocrats from India to US!! What did I do so far..??? Just read fwded emails.. given my expert/unruly comments..and smoked some cigars !! Did I think of helping them?? Guess not!! Now I only think of me, myself and my iternship, deadlines and ofcourse chat with my friends to check if they got any GF and console myself!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gosh!! need to work on my ppt and meet the VP in an hour..!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vidu Jooooooot!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyways.. have fun!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheers!&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-115282589586523303?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/115282589586523303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=115282589586523303' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/115282589586523303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/115282589586523303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2006/07/lost-in-translation.html' title='Lost in the translation!!'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-114567666740228547</id><published>2006-04-21T20:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-23T16:31:18.813-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Internship- Ramblings</title><content type='html'>Hi all,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As time passes away, its hard to realise that I will be starting my internship after one year of MBA.&lt;br /&gt;Well!! looking back my learning curve I still doubt whether am I ready for this job!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All set, came to the US of A on a sunny day. As soon as the course started .. We had dozens of meetings and orientation programs!! Guess what was the first lesson taught to us ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NETWORKING ( not a techie stuff)... I was taken away about how the importance was given for JOB and particularly the internship.. Infact we had Desi Seniors conducting a seperate meeting to brief on the difficulties about getting an internship in the US.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being an International student, it was clear to me that its not gonna be a smooth ride for me...&lt;br /&gt;But as usual the casual attitude creeped in me and started to give a no care about internship search!!! But made sure that I attended all the PUB parties ... had loads of fun..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well I have loads of assignments to do.. will post a detailed one how I went on to get an Internship at Coke...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-114567666740228547?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/114567666740228547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=114567666740228547' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/114567666740228547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/114567666740228547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2006/04/internship-ramblings.html' title='Internship- Ramblings'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-114495610515750997</id><published>2006-04-13T11:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-13T12:21:45.216-07:00</updated><title type='text'>B-2-B after a loong time...</title><content type='html'>Hi all,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just came across this stupid blog.. after a long time and realised that its mine.. he he he!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well!!  lot many things happened in this short period!! Too many things with mixed emotions...hope everything ends in a good note!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any new comers (Including me :-) ) to this blog.. I would like to give a brief intro...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: Karthik, a typical South Indian who grew up in Coimbatore. As going by the crowd joined REC Trichy. Spent best days of my life there and again with no litlle guess joined the IT Bangdwagon to work for CTS in chennai.&lt;br /&gt;Then B'lore was short of tallented Cut and Paste artists so, joined Accenture and spent my days, that I would call a turning point in my life. This is where I realised that life can have great twists at any point of time.&lt;br /&gt;One fine day decided to do my MBA and that tooo in US. Gave GMAT, applied to some schools that I thought I have very little chance. Sometime!! God shows some mercy to little people like me.. Got an admit from Kelley School of Business. Took a huge loan and joined the elite MBA group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So far its been a freaking ride here and finally landed with an Offer from The Coca-Cola Company and Washington Mutual Bank. This time I decided to do an unusual thing.. by not accepting the Coke offer. Yes!! I went the otherway to accept the WaMu offer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just few weeks left for my summer internship and I thought I can now start some freakin blogging daily to have fun!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here you go!!! Back-2-Blogging (B-2-B) after a looong time!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheers!!&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-114495610515750997?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/114495610515750997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=114495610515750997' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/114495610515750997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/114495610515750997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2006/04/b-2-b-after-loong-time.html' title='B-2-B after a loong time...'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-111114566419133861</id><published>2005-03-18T03:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-18T03:34:24.193-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Peace Pipeline to China?</title><content type='html'>Hi all,&lt;br /&gt;                Found this article by Swaminathan S. Anklesaria Aiyar very interesting....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.swaminomics.org/articles/20050213_peace_pipeline_to_china.htm"&gt;http://www.swaminomics.org/articles/20050213_peace_pipeline_to_china.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-111114566419133861?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/111114566419133861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=111114566419133861' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111114566419133861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111114566419133861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2005/03/peace-pipeline-to-china.html' title='Peace Pipeline to China?'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-111114477432281539</id><published>2005-03-18T03:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-18T03:19:34.323-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Koovampatty Tamizh</title><content type='html'>Hi all...&lt;br /&gt;                If you need to forget tamizh (One of the Ancient Languages).. Please refer the link below...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chennai (Koovampatty --&gt; This is how we call Chennai in REC Trichy) lingo in the halls of fame...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madras_bashai" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madras_bashai"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madras_bashai&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bye&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-111114477432281539?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/111114477432281539/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=111114477432281539' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111114477432281539'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111114477432281539'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2005/03/koovampatty-tamizh.html' title='Koovampatty Tamizh'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-111104146900443017</id><published>2005-03-16T22:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-16T22:37:49.006-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Florida Man Killed by Alligator</title><content type='html'>Hmmm...&lt;br /&gt;                  Just checked my inbox to see any updates from oniste.. and I find a strange update from my Onsite Manager...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jeffery Stephens..&lt;br /&gt;You all be careful when you got to Florida during triage.  No matter howbad it gets, it wont be this bad!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAKELAND, Fla. (March 15) - A man found dead in a pond was the victim ofa nearly nine-foot alligator that was captured and killed, the medicalexaminer's office said Tuesday.&lt;br /&gt;Officials did not know what Don Owen, 56, a truck driver from Bartow,was doing at the pond about a dozen miles from his home. He had beenmissing since Wednesday when he was seen at a convenience store.&lt;br /&gt;On Saturday his remains were found by several men fishing in Six PoundPond. An autopsy determined he had been killed by the eight-foot,nine-inch alligator, the Florida Fish and Wildlife ConservationCommission said.&lt;br /&gt;Trappers caught the alligator Monday. Owen's forearm was found in itsstomach.&lt;br /&gt;Residents said they had fed the alligator, which is illegal anddangerous, said Gary Morse, spokesman for the wildlife commission.&lt;br /&gt;Alligators normally flee from humans unless threatened or cornered, butalligators that have been fed by humans begin to look at them as a foodsource, he noted.&lt;br /&gt;Since 1948, 330 alligator attacks have been documented by thecommission. Sixteen have been fatal, including Owen's.&lt;br /&gt;03/15/05 23:55 EST&lt;br /&gt; &gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Manager used to say that Golfing in Florida is too good... and I badly missed that one when I was there at Onsite... :-((&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways... Me got the I-20 Form from the Ohio... but still gotto make my decision..&lt;br /&gt;Keeping my fingers crossed...!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-111104146900443017?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/111104146900443017/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=111104146900443017' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111104146900443017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111104146900443017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2005/03/florida-man-killed-by-alligator.html' title='Florida Man Killed by Alligator'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-111096617043829952</id><published>2005-03-16T01:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-16T01:42:50.440-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Something Beyond ICAP</title><content type='html'>Hi ppl,&lt;br /&gt;        Just came to know about this site from my onsite ppl.. Being a Softie.. We normally end up in I-CAP(Intelligent Cut And Paste) Technology...but just thought this below link will be useful for people like to know more about good programming...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.extremeprogramming.org"&gt;www.extremeprogramming.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: Just click "This Site Zipped" at the bottom of the home-page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-111096617043829952?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/111096617043829952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=111096617043829952' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111096617043829952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111096617043829952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2005/03/something-beyond-icap.html' title='Something Beyond ICAP'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-111080766587832519</id><published>2005-03-14T05:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-14T07:17:46.050-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Friends Forever</title><content type='html'>Hi ppl,&lt;br /&gt;Good News !!!&lt;br /&gt;I have got an MBA admit from Fisher College Of Business, The Ohio State University.&lt;br /&gt;This post is solely deicated to my friends who have stood by myside and helped me to achieve this. I owe a lot to my friends , coz with out their support I wudn't have reached this far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;My roomies-&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Naga Karthick (Naga),&lt;br /&gt;Sudhakar (Moosa),&lt;br /&gt;Saravana Prasad (SAP)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;My Buddies - &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arun Prasad.J (JAP)&lt;br /&gt;Pradeep Lokesh (Kutty)&lt;br /&gt;Mathivanan(Mathi)&lt;br /&gt;Barath Kumar(Mottai)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;My Friends in US:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vijay (Sunnath),&lt;br /&gt;Muthu Manikandan(Manix),&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;My Recommendors:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Our College (&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;REC Trichy&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;) Dean :&lt;br /&gt;Dr.K.A.Kuppusamy&lt;br /&gt;2) Mr.Kaushik Rengachari&lt;br /&gt;3) Mr. Vinayagam&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;My Sister:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms.P.Suganya&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;My Dear Parents:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr.K.Palaniappan and Mrs.P.Banumathi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well!! when I look back ...Iam more satisfied to have good people around me than getting an admit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still a looong way to go!! waiting for other Univ results... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-111080766587832519?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/111080766587832519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=111080766587832519' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111080766587832519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111080766587832519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2005/03/friends-forever.html' title='Friends Forever'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-111044961081111244</id><published>2005-03-10T02:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-10T02:13:30.816-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Comfort in My Pain</title><content type='html'>You found comfort in my pain,&lt;br /&gt;Happiness in my tears and&lt;br /&gt;Power in my weakness.&lt;br /&gt;I sit and ponder all that I have accomplished,&lt;br /&gt;While I have been by your side unfortunately my story ends before it begins.&lt;br /&gt;I think that&lt;br /&gt;It is time I venture out on my own&lt;br /&gt;Make a bold move  and&lt;br /&gt;A new name&lt;br /&gt;Try to live on my own and&lt;br /&gt;Provide for myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And NOW&lt;br /&gt;I find comfort in my pain,&lt;br /&gt;Happiness in my tears&lt;br /&gt;Power in my weakness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-111044961081111244?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/111044961081111244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=111044961081111244' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111044961081111244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111044961081111244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2005/03/comfort-in-my-pain.html' title='Comfort in My Pain'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-111044892436952346</id><published>2005-03-10T01:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-10T02:02:04.370-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Back with Confidence...</title><content type='html'>Hi Junta,&lt;br /&gt;                  Well!!! I have Just one thing to say!!!&lt;br /&gt;Life Now a Days is Verrrrry very Unpredictable........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways.. me back to good old days... Here you goooooo!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are  about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless  technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of  the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot  system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave  the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.                                                                                                                                              &lt;br /&gt;One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies: "If it's the  same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off."                                                          &lt;br /&gt;                                                                This is called Confidence!              &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-111044892436952346?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/111044892436952346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=111044892436952346' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111044892436952346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/111044892436952346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2005/03/im-back-with-confidence.html' title='I&apos;m Back with Confidence...'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-110283731761354647</id><published>2004-12-11T22:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-11T23:41:57.613-08:00</updated><title type='text'>December 12th ..Nostalgia</title><content type='html'>Today is my Thalaivar's B'day ...Woke up early in the morning... (Ooops!! Mottai was snoaring like a Lion..) ..Just started to flip through the pages of my memories.&lt;br /&gt;Some 15 years  back... Age:10..&lt;br /&gt;Place: Coimbatore... Date : December 12th (During my Half-Yearly Exams)&lt;br /&gt;my Cousin and Myself celebrating Super Star's B;day.. bursted crackers..distributed sweets to all at home...I cud hear my mom shouting at mee "Nee urupadavae mattae...nee kadaisiyilla ticket kizhikaravanaa thaan povae paaru".Me jumped form parapet wall to re-do the stunts of Rajini.. and even went a head to fight with a "COW" like Murattu kaalai, ended up getting hurt ...&lt;br /&gt;Cried like anything.. returned back home, entered via backdoor to escape from my mom, and started studying.&lt;br /&gt;What is this?? shouted my mom "Is anyone hurt here??? I cud see Blood on the floor"..&lt;br /&gt;Oops!! forgot to clean the floor.. what shall I do..?? Hurried to the Restroom and locked the door.&lt;br /&gt;Mom knew that it was me and started shouting at me.. "Better Come out else will lock the door from outside"..&lt;br /&gt;Got scared and came out .. whrrrooom.. came a slap from my mom.. "how many times to tell you not to play with those guys..Nee avalothaan... maadu maekkathaan povae.."&lt;br /&gt;She applied medicine to my wound and asked me to go and sleep...&lt;br /&gt;My cousin,at our home for his holidays,was doing his Tenth grade and got scared after seeing my mom's scolding.He too went to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;It was about to sunset,my cousin and myself got up from the bed and found my mom cooking the hot and spicy Bajji.Had very good snacks, Oh !! man!! its still paining, but was afraid to say it to my mom.My dad came from the office and saw me with a Band-Aid.&lt;br /&gt;"What Happened ?" asked my dad "did you fight with somebody?". Got to know from my mom and my next innings started.Meanwhile my mom asked my father to stop his fundas and started supporting mee..( MyMom!! is Great!! She is my Best Friend I have ever Had).&lt;br /&gt;Me just realised how our Mother is affectionate towards us,I always wanted my mom to scold me coz.She used to say "I will miss you a lot.. when you go to college" How cud I be without scolding you.She kissed me and asked me to go and study.&lt;br /&gt;Cud hear our home's calling bell.. Oh!! man!! what the hell is that.. It was our the small guy who delivers milk to our home..Asked for a 1/2 a litre and then gave the coupon..&lt;br /&gt;Closed the door while thinking about my good old days..&lt;br /&gt;Just when I was about to close the door .. I realised that Fuel in our Gas cylinder is over, peeped out to see if that boy is there.. Cudn;t find him so placed it on a chair and went to sleep mode.&lt;br /&gt;Got up again and realised that I need to write nearly 20 essays for my apping.. Went to the nearest hotel with Mottai, Jaiga, and Naga.Jaiga.. Made sure that hotel puts up the board "FOOD NOT AVAILABLE".Now me sitting before this dumb terminal and updating my blog instead of penning my essays.God!! when will I change???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-110283731761354647?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/110283731761354647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=110283731761354647' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110283731761354647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110283731761354647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/12/december-12th-nostalgia.html' title='December 12th ..Nostalgia'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-110249687243944234</id><published>2004-12-08T01:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-08T01:07:52.440-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mistakenly Mistook</title><content type='html'>Sometimes GOD too make some mistakes....&lt;br /&gt;Well!! things looking good for me but for a wrong reason...  Yeah!! got an appreciation mail :-))&lt;br /&gt;from my Onsite Manager Jeffery Stephens.&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks David!&lt;br /&gt;We'll use this as the approval to proceed.&lt;br /&gt;Karthik -&lt;br /&gt;Please go home and I appreciate your dedication and 'all nighter' in&lt;br /&gt;support. That type of effort must not go unnoticed!&lt;br /&gt;Thanks,&lt;br /&gt;Jeff&lt;br /&gt;Jeff Stephens&lt;br /&gt;Exportss - Originations and Interfaces&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But poor guy... doesn't know my fate and the reason why I stayed back late..??&lt;br /&gt;Me now in peace at office than at home.... can't take more ...&lt;br /&gt;Well!! Just started penning my story.. will post when I find time...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-110249687243944234?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/110249687243944234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=110249687243944234' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110249687243944234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110249687243944234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/12/mistakenly-mistook.html' title='Mistakenly Mistook'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-110239746553517162</id><published>2004-12-06T21:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-08T23:18:13.446-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Relax Please??!!!</title><content type='html'>Just can't get worse than this!!&lt;br /&gt;Just one reco drafted over the weeknd(Not a great one!!),&lt;br /&gt;Missed out the trip with my friends, Sudden request on monday morning to deliver a Change Order in a day,Haven't finalised my universities, and my deadline for Ohio is Dec15th.&lt;br /&gt;TL is runnning over my head about the status and me confused about prioritizing my work.Call from Princeton review to make things faster to meet the deadline, Offine msg from Manix to send the docs, on top of it I need to mentor two new Joinees(Don't worry they are guys!!).&lt;br /&gt;After serious thoughts yesterday night I realized that &lt;strong&gt;Mr.Brahma&lt;/strong&gt; has not written but &lt;strong&gt;scribbled&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;my fate&lt;/strong&gt; in his left hand(Assuming that he is a right hander)..After all hick-ups went home tired to find my roomies engaged in CELL PHONE. Wow!! want a beautiful sight!! they laugh to one of the junkest(sappa) joke said from the other side and as usual I was the only person to eat the food prepared by our maid.Is there any one who cud help me out to get out of this.What ever stuffs,&lt;strong&gt;cell&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;caramboard&lt;/strong&gt;,I bought for some purpose are going useless.yeah!! sometimes my cell gets engaged tooo when my roomies cell have no credit or the battery is done.&lt;br /&gt;Hey!! watch for my new post .. Its will be a NEW YEAR special&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-110239746553517162?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/110239746553517162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=110239746553517162' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110239746553517162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110239746553517162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/12/relax-please.html' title='Relax Please??!!!'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-110226179443382294</id><published>2004-12-05T07:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-08T23:17:18.993-08:00</updated><title type='text'>All Alone</title><content type='html'>This is post is to let out my frustration. Man!! this weeknd was the worst I ever had ...&lt;br /&gt;Just cudn't make it to the trip with my friends and had to sitback to complete my reco.&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile..my friend(Just have to give a 2nd thought) moosa was able to get a GF in the trip thus making me the only bachelor in our home.. Mooosaaa!!! this isn't fair.. Anyways .. I hope that one day my Gal will realise my true feelings (Think this is the 10^nth time Iam saying this...) :-((..&lt;br /&gt;Hey ppl!! don't think that I wud have got a GF If I had made it..(Iam V.V.V.poor in that ..) but atleast wud have made sure Iam not the only bachelor left alone.&lt;br /&gt;Guys!! does anyone want my cell coz I find no use in it.. all I get is wrong calls and customer support calls. Ok!! I have to concentrate more on what Iam doing now so that I can get the hell out of this place !!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-110226179443382294?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/110226179443382294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=110226179443382294' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110226179443382294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110226179443382294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/12/all-alone.html' title='All Alone'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-110208114765900027</id><published>2004-12-03T05:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-03T05:39:07.660-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Oblivion</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Scene 1:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wow!!! ooohhhh!! its party time..!! lets rock n roll...screamed the DJ in oblivian club.. grrrr.grrrr...came in our hero in his Fiero.Smell of the Jack Daniels mesmerised him, but told himself "shud be back by 10".The party started with people ordering,mixing and pouring varities of drinks together.Hero watched it from the corner of the room, a dark and dull like the one in good old movies where the climax takes place,and went near the table and said.. mmmm mm One mmm one mmm Orange Juice please!!. "What the F!@#! are you doing.." screamed his TL "r u gone  crazy to order Orange juice".Our TL just grimaced him and asked to carry on...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Scene 2:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yeee balee balee !! kukiyamundiya chantke reee balee balee The dazzling lights were on and people started to crowd near the dance floor.The legs started to tap and slowly the movements started..mena while Jack Daniels was in demand... People choice Jack Daniels. People were screaming JackY!!Jacky !!&lt;br /&gt;Jack and I went up the hill..&lt;br /&gt;Jack went in andwent I up the heaven..meanwhile our hero heard the Client speaking.. "I talk.. he talk.. why you middle middle talk..!! With a weird smile on his smile "Oops!! this is getting worse.." he said to himself "Jack is naughty" and reminded "Shud be back by 10.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Scene 3:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Do you have "Manmadha Rasaa".. asked the drunken moron to the DJ.Sorry!! we don;t have TTaamil songs. Oops!! ennada machaan..Englishkku Cut-Outtu.. Tamizhkku Get outaa..&lt;br /&gt;"Cool down dude.. you are already out.." hero passified  the moron and helped him to get to the couch, a huge one .. where you can sink in and get lost. The time was running out.. and gals started to shake up their legs. "No .. Shud be back by 10" said his innervoice..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did he join the gals on the dance floor or not??&lt;br /&gt;#define "Lets us C"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-110208114765900027?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/110208114765900027/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=110208114765900027' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110208114765900027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110208114765900027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/12/oblivion.html' title='The Oblivion'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-110197956668817558</id><published>2004-12-02T01:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-02T01:26:06.686-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Emm Beee Aaaeee</title><content type='html'>Just got sick of browsing net.Even in my dreams I follow this below pathCollege--&gt;Grad--&gt;Courses--&gt;MBA--&gt;Admission--&gt;Deadlines--&gt;..Its getting worse than I thought.Hell!! a lot of work(Personal) to do and meee blogging!!! God what am I doing?? Moosa and I(Since we are the only Bachelors, Except SAP and Naga, in our room) had bought a New Caramboard last saturday to kill time..Now I regret for it.. I hardly find time to meet Moosa..(We are roomies..)I have planned to meet my roomies this weekend..Hey!! Doesn't it sound weird..!!anyways.. Today we have a Party at Oblivian Club to celebrate the Fall 2004 release success(That's what we claim to be.. But I really doubt the quality of our product..).Anyways free food and drinks .. will any RECTian let this chance goaway..I have the true RECTian SPIRIT.But as i recall my deadlines for apping I have to let my SPIRIT down and let this chance go away. :--)) I pity myself..&lt;br /&gt;Hey!!Do wait for the mega serial about my US trip.. I am in verge of completing it..:-))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-110197956668817558?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/110197956668817558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=110197956668817558' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110197956668817558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110197956668817558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/12/emm-beee-aaaeee.html' title='Emm Beee Aaaeee'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-110190531732101603</id><published>2004-12-01T04:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-01T04:48:37.320-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Defect Prevention and STAR shines</title><content type='html'>Hi all,&lt;br /&gt;           Posting this one after a looong time.. GMAT is keeping me busy all the way.. just wanna update you all.. that I scrwed my TL, DP mamager in a meeting....&lt;br /&gt;The meeting used to take place every month and we used to discuss the root cause analysis... the sad part is that the guy who is assigned the defect is to come front and has to answer some stupid questions asked to him.&lt;br /&gt;Man!! we are not kids.. and no more schooling.. Shit!! what the heck is happening..am I working in a MNC else in a Coolie shop.?.. I will be late to the meeting as usual..(RECTian way of attending meetings) &lt;strong&gt;Oops!! me planning for an MBA.. God help mee.. !!&lt;/strong&gt; ok coming back to our DP meeting, our DP manager threatens us that it will effect in our apprisal, whenever I hear that I feel so @!#$@!$ that I feel like leaving this Job.Sun was bright today as was my star... Yeah!! today was my day in that meeting... Just ran on all the TL's head and made them feel so embarassed,made them to realise that they knew nothing.Its always a nice feeling when you do something for a good cause.All my colleagues appreciated when I started my missiles to my DP manager.He was saying actaully.. actually...mmm we shud.. bla... bla.. man!!Now I hope that they follow the process and make sure that they use their power usefully rather than using it to threaten people.&lt;br /&gt; ok me having loads of work(personal)...and waiting for my D day..Shall post what that D day means in my next post..&lt;br /&gt;Only my friend moosa knows about it.. :-)))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-110190531732101603?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/110190531732101603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=110190531732101603' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110190531732101603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/110190531732101603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/12/defect-prevention-and-star-shines.html' title='Defect Prevention and STAR shines'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-109300608727453854</id><published>2004-08-20T05:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-20T05:48:07.273-07:00</updated><title type='text'>கவிச்சொலை</title><content type='html'>கன்னே கன்னம்மா..&lt;br /&gt;நீ தான் எனக்கேத்த பென்னம்மா...&lt;br /&gt;கன்னே கன்னம்மா..&lt;br /&gt;உன் கன்னம்மென்ன இரன்டும் சந்தன கின்னமா...&lt;br /&gt;கன்னே கன்னம்மா..&lt;br /&gt; பூவும் நாரும் செர்ந்தால்தான் பூமாலை..&lt;br /&gt; பூவும் நாரும் செர்ந்தால்தான் பூமாலை..&lt;br /&gt; நீயும் நானும் செர்ந்தால்தான்மனமாலை...&lt;br /&gt;கன்னே கன்னம்மா....&lt;br /&gt;நம் காதலுக்கு யாரவது குருக்கே தடை நின்றால்&lt;br /&gt;அவனை ஆக்குவென் மன்னொடு மன்னம்மா...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;அன்புடன்,&lt;br /&gt;பா.கார்த்திக்&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-109300608727453854?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/109300608727453854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=109300608727453854' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109300608727453854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109300608727453854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/08/blog-post.html' title='கவிச்சொலை'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-109281124352602375</id><published>2004-08-17T23:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-12-03T05:15:32.086-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Licence To Kill !!</title><content type='html'>There's someone special in my life ,&lt;br /&gt;Who doesn't know i care.&lt;br /&gt;I longed to let her know,&lt;br /&gt;Yet let it show, i wouldn't dare.&lt;br /&gt;Whoever thought i'd feel this way?&lt;br /&gt;For I never thought i'd care.&lt;br /&gt;But there's something in that smile of her,&lt;br /&gt;That makes me stop and stare.&lt;br /&gt;I saw her pass by me today.&lt;br /&gt;Yet, she hadn't acknowledged my existence.&lt;br /&gt;And all I did,&lt;br /&gt;Was pray our eyes would meet again.&lt;br /&gt;Every smile of her,&lt;br /&gt;Shines like a mirror,&lt;br /&gt;And is reflected into my heart.&lt;br /&gt;Tonight,&lt;br /&gt;As I gently close my eyes,&lt;br /&gt;And flip through the pages of my mind.&lt;br /&gt;I recall only her face,&lt;br /&gt;Only that familiar smile that Kills me,&lt;br /&gt;For if I had to take stock,&lt;br /&gt;Of all my wordly treasures,&lt;br /&gt;Just that few smiles from her,&lt;br /&gt;Would be my most cherished possessions!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-109281124352602375?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/109281124352602375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=109281124352602375' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109281124352602375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109281124352602375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/08/licence-to-kill.html' title='Licence To Kill !!'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-109211856190636148</id><published>2004-08-09T22:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-09T23:16:01.906-07:00</updated><title type='text'>No!!! Not Again...</title><content type='html'>Just trying to recap what happened last weekend..mmmm ..&lt;br /&gt;Me thought that I can wake up early saturday morning and compensate the time loss for the whole week..I took an oath (Think that was my 7th one this week) that I will get up early in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Grrrriiiiinnnnggg   Grrrriiiiinnnngggggg, Oops!! what the hell is that man!! Switch that off you bloddy ..  " screamed my inner instinct.. but just managed to get up and swich off the alarm and ON the light.Once the light was on ,I cud see my provenance smiling at mee.. "come on buddy why struggle . Just come to me .. I'll make sure that you will getup with in 1/2 hr.." said my couch.So got frustrated and went to back to my day dreams ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time was 10:00 when I got up.. I cud see Moosa brushing his tooth.. and whose balsphemy made me realise that the same routine schedule happened and I missed my early morning studies this time tooo... got up got ready to buy my CAT application(the third time Iam gonna do this..), but ended up drooling for trisha in KTV, SUN TV , and all other channels.&lt;br /&gt;time was 12:00. no hope to make in time so dropped that plan...&lt;br /&gt;"ok .. its getting worse..." said my innervoice.Decided to give quants test and shut my room door.&lt;br /&gt;when I opened my book to give the test .... laaa la la la laa lala... rang our door bell(Its one of the loudest which can wake up the whole street..) went out and got my parcel from the courier wala... Opened it and found some medicine from my home... in the mean while cud see some good songs... "OOOps!! Not again.. its 1:00...." and my stomach started giving some weird noise.. felt damn hungry... but I did not give-up .. so fixed my ass on the chair and strted giving test....&lt;br /&gt;after 50 min.. I felt damn hungry and was 3 questions away from finishing that test.. but gave up and verified with the results... hey!! It was a surprise .. I too fared well....&lt;br /&gt;Went for lunch.. came back and slept for an hour....&lt;br /&gt;Met my friends in the evening and when I was coming back... Cud hear someone screaming at me....&lt;br /&gt;I turned around to see who it was.. but cud find none... again!! the same voice.. cursed me...&lt;br /&gt;who the hell is that !!  "Its mee " said my soul... "you screwed up this staturday also...&lt;br /&gt;"when will you stop doing this again and again...."...&lt;br /&gt;Abbe yaar Noooooo!!!! Not again !!! so waiting for the next weekend to indemnify the losses.. he! he! he!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-109211856190636148?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/109211856190636148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=109211856190636148' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109211856190636148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109211856190636148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/08/no-not-again.html' title='No!!! Not Again...'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-109179634340108619</id><published>2004-08-06T05:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-06T05:45:43.400-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Software Coolie</title><content type='html'>Just had a freekin party at Taj West End with the Clients.&lt;br /&gt;It was fun but when I sat at the corner of the large manse I cud the see my collegues dancing and having fun just to make the client happy. We the sofware coolies do anything just to ingrain our client's heart.The bottom line is we are coolies with a royal tag.Anyway we can also claim that we are the leaders in IT, I'm not interested in arguing who is what n all? Just realized that Iam workin as a Coolie 50$ per day at onsite. In tamizh they say thina coolie.&lt;br /&gt;Just imagine how bad will the fate be if there is no Cut and Paste :-))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will surely be back with my strong views about Sofware Coolies in India... till then...&lt;br /&gt;.. Gotta weeknd plan ..&lt;br /&gt;Study for saturday and have fun on sunday....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-109179634340108619?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/109179634340108619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=109179634340108619' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109179634340108619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109179634340108619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/08/software-coolie.html' title='Software Coolie'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7876883.post-109178914215706039</id><published>2004-08-06T03:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-06T03:45:42.156-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Testing . Onnu Rendu ....</title><content type='html'>Just a test...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7876883-109178914215706039?l=abject_cretin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/feeds/109178914215706039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7876883&amp;postID=109178914215706039' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109178914215706039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7876883/posts/default/109178914215706039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://abject_cretin.blogspot.com/2004/08/testing-onnu-rendu.html' title='Testing . Onnu Rendu ....'/><author><name>PK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11977032032243592551</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://images.fotopic.net/y5qklr.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
